Due to extravagant spending in the financial year 2007, the Lordship of Louser is now on the very brink of bankruptcy. Once peaking slightly over the millennium mark, the gold balance in the bank has dwindled, through relentless attrition battles with the evil construct of mankind, known as "the holidays".
This unholy contrivances, ironically named "the holidays", is indeed, one of the greatest scourge to the existence of humanity. It steals your motivation for work, undermines your morale as it draws to an end and mercilessly puts out your fitness like a pouring rain of chocolate and junk food, with the very frequent downpour of fried chicken to the fray. Like a cheap and lousy drug, its abrupt end will purge you into a hangover of depression, and no doubt, all you can do is to look forward to another large dose of it.
Lord Louser has now decided that financial prudence is the way to go in 2007, and henceforth, His Greatness has drawn up a financial plan for 2007, lasting a total of 43 weeks, stretching from this very day to the day of ultimate deliverance, dully named "O.R.D.". Such is his determination that he is going to draw out weekly financial audit every Sunday.
Begone! Days of financial mismanagement and recklessness! And behold the new and bright and happy and cheerful and promising future!
